My name is: Bruce Ninham.
People call me: Bruce.
My age is: 14.
My school is: West De Pere High School.
I live in: De Pere.
People describe me as: funny.
A band or musician I can’t get enough of is: Mike Jones.
The song I would choose as the theme to my life is: “I’ma Hustla” by Cassidy.
My all-time favorite movie is: “Half Baked.”
I never miss an episode of: MTV’s “The Real World.”
If you’re on the Internet, be sure to check out: www.yahoo.com.
A book or magazine I’d recommend is: “PlayStation Magazine.”
I hate to admit it, but my guilty pleasure is: eating chips.
If I could switch places for one day with anyone, it would be: Mike Jones.
My favorite breakfast cereal is: Fruity Pebbles.
The best birthday gift I ever received was: an airsoft gun from my mom.
A celebrity that really annoys me is: Larry the Cable Guy.
The last thing that made me laugh was: “South Park.”
My favorite cartoon character is: Cartman.
If I could have a super power: to fly.
One of my greatest fears is: snakes.
My best trait is: my personality.
My worst habit is: being lazy.
In my spare time, I enjoy: going on the computer and playing video games.
If I won $1 million, I would: buy a bigger house and give some to my mom.
If I could travel anywhere, I would: go to New York City.
I can’t possibly live without: my PlayStation 2.
My future plans include: going to college.
My dream job would be: a DJ for WILD 99.7 FM.
The best thing about being a teenager is: going places by yourself.
My family includes: my mom Nancy, my sisters Marissa and Marie, brothers Matthew and Bobby, my nephew Desmond, and my dog Naceita.
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